Pussyhugger Penetration

An unqualified nobody somehow lands a job at a sex shop, spends his first shift bungling every attempt to help four attractive customers, and then aliens invade Earth. That's the setup, and it stays exactly that dumb on purpose.

The sex shop becomes a makeshift fortress against the invaders, and the hero's ragtag crew of former customers turns out to have talents that go well beyond shopping for toys. Survival means fending off the occupiers while the shop's own inventory, the pussyhugger included, gets put to unconventional use.

You work through missions against the alien threat while managing the women who've thrown in with you, each still carrying the reasons that brought them into the shop in the first place. It's part invasion story, part harem management, told through text and static art rather than anything animated.